| Author | Year | Venue |
| Philip King and Falkland Cary | 1959 | Odeon Theatre 26th – 28th October |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Edie Hornett | Eileen Agrell |
| Emma Hornett | Catherine Greenhill |
| Mrs Lack | Annette Miller |
| Henry Hornett | Sidney Banks |
| Albert Tufnell, AB | Graham Gemmell |
| Carnoustie Bligh, AB | Joseph Boyce |
| Daphne Pink | Priscilla Lansdown |
| Shirley Hornett | Barbara Davey |
| The Reverend Oliver Purefoy | Gerald Holding |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Producer | Doris Barber |
| Setting designed by | Annette Miller |
| Stage Manager | Elsie Goldsmith |
| Stage Director | John Wilkins |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Jonathan Cozens |
| Music | David Greet |
| Lighting | Ian Marfell |
| Lighting | Roger Channing |
| Assisted by | Pete Faram |
| Assisted by | Arthur Peters |
| Wardrobe | Peggy Gwyther |
| Properties | Dorothy Morris |
| Properties | Neil Turner |
| Scenery by | Stephen Wilkins |
| Assisted by | John Lock |
| Assisted by | William Sleep |
| Assisted by | Derek Wheal |
| Assisted by | Richard Earlam |
| Assisted by | Esther Rogers |
| Stage Staff | Stephen Wilkins |
| Stage Staff | John Lock |
| Stage Staff | William Sleep |
| Stage Staff | David Lea |
| Stage Staff | Richard Earlam |
| Stage Staff | Esther Rogers |
| Treasurer | William Rich |
| Stewards Directed by | James Weaver |
| Programmes | Noreen Marfell |
| Box Office | Phyllis Peel Corbin |