| Author | Year | Venue |
| Ray Cooney and John Chapman | 1987 | Brewhouse Theatre 12th – 16th May 1987 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Miss Whittington | Debbie Bettridge |
| Arnold Crouch | Howard Wander |
| Miss Tipdale | Cathy Grounds |
| Mrs Frencham | Pat Hudson |
| Gilbert Bodley | Peter Rosewarn |
| Commander Frencham | John Burbery |
| Harry McMichael | Bob Hudson |
| Janie McMichael | Jennie Western |
| Sue Lawson | Jacqui Rockett |
| Maude Bodley | Valerie Morris |
| Mr Lawson | Tom Guppy |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Directed by | David Beach |
| Stage Manager | Janet Dodd |
| Deputy Stage Manager | Hugh McInally |
| Lighting and Sound | Robin Saffrey |
| Properties | Heather Smith |
| Properties | Peter Gange |
| Wardrobe | Julie MacLatchy |
| Set Design and Construction | Patrick Sanders |
| Set Design and Construction | George Lashbrook |
| Black Gang | Terry Hudson |
| Black Gang | Steve Keane |
| For loan of furs | M. Michaels of Bridge Street |
| For loan of furniture | Bristol Old Vic |
| For loan of rugs | Parks Lane Discount Stores, Minehead |
| For loan of fridge | Sunny Bank Holiday Caravan Park, Doniford, Watchet |
| For loan of glasses, champagne bottles and cocktail sundries | County Hotel (T.H.F.) |
| For designing the programme cover artwork | Doreen Lewis-Smith |
| For cast and production photographs | Delmar Studios |
| For hand designed publicity posters | Bernard Gay |
| For erecting publicity billboards | George Lashbrook |
| For publicity assistance | Iris Pearson |
| For loan of tea-towels | Carol Hobson |
| For loan of prints | Taunton Picture Framing Centre |
| For loan of additional costume | Gill Scard |